New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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