I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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