ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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