found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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