I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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