Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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