I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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