Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
