Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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