Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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