How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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