So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
