Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How external is "for external use only"?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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