My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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