I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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