Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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