Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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