I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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