I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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