This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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