Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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