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(760): View more from California

Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(760): Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later. http://tfl.nu/1m2z

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(678): View more from Georgia

What are you drinking?

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Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL

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(678): What are you drinking? (404): Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL http://tfl.nu/iqly

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(917): View more from New York City

Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.

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(917): Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses. http://tfl.nu/c9p5

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?

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(651): I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl? http://tfl.nu/nlrb

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(573): View more from Missouri

Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.

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(573): Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties. http://tfl.nu/z2k6

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.

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(262): I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old. http://tfl.nu/6kgo

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

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(205): I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab. http://tfl.nu/cf76

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.

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(918): Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met. http://tfl.nu/7r98

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks

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(617): cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks http://tfl.nu/gqzi

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(847): View more from Illinois

Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.

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(847): Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating. http://tfl.nu/al19

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often

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(412): wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often http://tfl.nu/efwp

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(720): View more from Colorado

Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?

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(720): Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps? http://tfl.nu/e9bv

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(305): View more from Florida

When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"

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I was feeling the aftermath of his penis

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(305): When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa" (407): I was feeling the aftermath of his penis http://tfl.nu/n61i

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.

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(781): Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself. http://tfl.nu/f1lk

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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.

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(847): I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas. http://tfl.nu/dr57

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