I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
