ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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