i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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