He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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