Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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