i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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