party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
well you can't waste a boner
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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