please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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