He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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