This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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