Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.