Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY