This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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