just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
