But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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