my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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