I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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