Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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