I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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