69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Did I show you my penis last night?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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