Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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