Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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