I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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