you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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