shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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