It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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