That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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