Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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