I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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