dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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