The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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