She announced her abortion via fbk
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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