Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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