: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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