it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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