"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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