I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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