real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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