Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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