Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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