i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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