Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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